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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}

{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}

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{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}

{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

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{"fact":"Retractable claws are a physical phenomenon that sets cats apart from the rest of the animal kingdom. I n the cat family, only cheetahs cannot retract their claws.","length":163}

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