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Preah Netr Preah is a district (srok) in the east of Banteay Meanchey province, in north-western Cambodia. The district capital is Preah Netr Preah town located around 24 kilometres (15Â mi) due east of the provincial capital of Sisophon by road. Preah Netr Preah district is one of the easternmost districts of Banteay Meanchey. The district shares a border with both Siem Reap province and Battambang province to the east and the south respectively. Two major watercourses, the Sangke River and the Mongkol Borei River run through the district.
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The Rainbow Landscape or Landscape with Rainbow is a c. 1636 landscape painting by Peter Paul Rubens, now in the Wallace Collection in London. It forms a pendant to A View of Het Steen in the Early Morning which is held in the National Gallery in London
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