{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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