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Dagon Stars United Football Club is a Burmese professional football club based in Dagon Township, Yangon and founded in 2009. Dagon FC plays in MNL-2 since 2009. In 2015 MNL-2 season, they did not promote to Myanmar National League. In 2022, Dagon FC name changed to Dagon Stars United Football Club.
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